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Since 1993, we have formulated 100% natural and luxurious beard, hair, and body products - from premium natural & organic ingredients found only in Tasmania Australia - the cleanest place on Earth! Our philosophy is to provide only the finest and purest products that work naturally with your body without synthetic chemicals, animal tested ingredients, or waste. They are simple, luxurious, easy to use, and eco & travel friendly - and most importantly, they are formulated to work with our bodies natural chemistry to develop long term routines for a healthy beard, hair, and body. All of our products are free of parabens, sulfates, silicones, palm oil, stabilizers, synthetic fragrances and dyes. We take pride in staying true to our ethics in a chemically driven world and producing only the finest high quality beard care worthy of a gentleman. 

Voted #1 Best Beard Shampoo by Toolsofmen. Highest rated, best price and highest quality!

Voted #1 Best Beard Shampoo by Toolsofmen. Highest rated, best price and highest quality!

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"You'll never be the same ! I entered the shower a mere man and left it a gentleman. This thing foamed so much I thought I was a car at the car wash. 10/10" —By Amazon Customer on October 24, 2017







Long before ‘organic’ was a fashionable & meaningless buzz word – we handmade our products from scratch with only gourmet food ingredients - so safe you can eat them. No pre-made “bases”, melts or pour soaps bought in! AND NO synthetic chemicals harsh on hair and skin that stunt beard & hair growth.


We use a low heat (cold pour process) with the purest mountain spring water that retains a large percentage of precious (expensive!) vitamin rich nut and plant oils included just before the batch is poured. These are not consumed in the saponification process, leaving them in the shampoo to superfat them – to moisturize and condition the beard hair & skin. Our shampoos are of the highest quality, long-lasting, gentle, and moisturizing - with only pure natural plant (coconut, olive) and essential oils, flowers, herbs, Tasmanian milk and bio-dynamic cream, plant oils, fruit, clays, seaweeds, green tea, nutmeal, herbs and fruit...

These gourmet shampoos can only be produced in small batches and are made in limited quantity.




What's in it ?


Premium Quality
Gourmet Ingredients

So what is in our products?

  • YES ! 100% Natural Australian Ingredients - specifically selected to fortify your beard, hair & skin

  • YES ! Certified Organic & Biodynamic herbs, plant & nut oils

  • YES ! Raw Leatherwood Honey & Beeswax locally sourced & ethically harvested

  • YES ! Only premium quality ingredients from the cleanest place on earth, Tasmania Australia

  • YES ! Formulated to work with body's natural chemistry

  • YES ! So safe you can eat them

The herbs, honey, waxes, plant oils, mineral and clay ingredients used in the Professor Fuzzworthy & Beauty and the Bees products have been used by humans for centuries without the harmful side effects increasingly evident in today’s chemical-laden world. Each ingredient has been specifically chosen for its natural benefits and has a history of working with the body's chemistry. We source only the finest ingredients and as locally as possible, so we can support our local industry and reduce impact on the environment. All our ingredients are listed on the product labels and some sound so good you will be amazed they are for external use only!


What is NOT in our products?

  • NO sulfates

  • NO parabens

  • NO detergents

  • NO harsh chemicals

  • NO palm oil

  • NO animal cruelty

  • NO irritating synthetics

  • NO harsh chemical scents

  • NO chemical preservatives

  • NO drying, skin aging petrochemicals

  • NO ingredient that is known to be harmful to humans or the environment

  • NO polluting plastics

  • NO false claims or promises

  • NO lies…




Home to the most pristine and untouched resources - Tasmania, Australia is the only place on the planet where the leatherwood flower grows, and where the  bees produce the distinctive & uniquely flavored Leatherwood Honey. Sourced in the World Heritage temperate rainforests of remote western Tasmania, which is an internationally protected wilderness,  and guarantees the purest, rarest honey & beeswax in the world… That's the super potent kicker in Professor Fuzzworthy beard care products!

First inhabited some 50,000 years ago, Tasmania is an Australian island state of breathtaking coastlines and mountains, majestic forests and crystalline lakes. Over half of the state is National Park and Wilderness World Heritage Area, and is the habitat for many rare plants and animals, including the platapus & fabled Tasmanian devil. A destination for pure beauty, adventure, surfing, camping, hiking, gourmet food, music, art, and pristine air and land - no wonder Tasmania is one of Lonely Planet’s 10 Top Destinations & New York Time's top #33 for foodies.






Tasmania has some of the world’s last remaining

most pristine & ancient rainforest, and has the cleanest air & water on earth.









Raw Leatherwood Honey & Beeswax

These ingredients are bought raw and unprocessed (not bleached with peroxides as in mainstream commercial products!) direct from the hive. Made from flower nectar, these uncontaminated, organic gifts from nature have been produced by bees for over 220 million years, and used by man for millennia for their powerful healing properties. Containing many useful trace elements, they are valued in skincare for their natural wound healing, soothing, emollient, softening, protective and moisturizing qualities, as they nourish and gently ‘polishing’ the skin. The color and aroma of the products – like fine wine – directly reflects the varying seasons of the year and resultant differences in the wax and honey. Honey is increasingly being recognized as a potent wound healer with research under way world wide.

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Siam Benzoin gum/Benzoin Sumatra gum is a vanilla scented balsamic resin which comes to us in its natural state (crystalline ‘tears’) from the Styrax Benzoin trees grown in Thailand/Sumatra. This is one of our most precious skincare ingredients and is used in all our moisture creams.

For thousands of years it has been included in incense, perfume and medicine for its antiseptic properties; to help to improve elasticity and to protect the skin; soothe and heal cracked skin; calm redness, itchiness, irritation and eczema. 

We use sugar cane alcohol (and drink the gin) but make it the same old fashioned way with those wonderful jewel like pebbles of raw benzoin straight from the tree. This way we can ensure that we get the highest quality that we need for our products.

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Australian Certified Organic & Biodynamic Plant and Nut Oils

We use only the finest certified organic & biodynamic vegetable and nut oils; butters; and waxes which closely resemble the natural oils produced by human skin, and which work especially in harmony with the human body. Certified organic & biodynamic plant & nut oils (Biological Farms Australia, National Association for Sustained Agriculture) are 100% guaranteed chemical-free and are the highest quality oils available. This means that they are guaranteed to have been grown without synthetic chemicals of any kind, in soils uncontaminated by pesticide residue etc. for at least ten years. Purchases are made from small family/cooperative plantations where possible.



Sodium Borate/Borax is a naturally occurring mild alkaline mineral salt usually sourced from California USA. It is used as a water softener; limited preservative; and an aid to emulsification and stabilization of cream formulations.


Sodium Hydroxide

Also known as lye or caustic soda, this strong alkali is listed as an ingredient because we believe in listing ALL of the ingredients we use during the manufacturing process. However this ingredient is solely the catalyst for the natural cold pour saponification process – in other words the alkali reacts with the oils to form the soap. True natural soap cannot be made without it, but none remains in the final product as it is all used up in the reaction. Our natural hand-made soaps are produced in this way with no free alkali remaining once the manufacturing process is complete. All our soaps are made in this way and the sodium hydroxide is not harmful because it has been “neutralized” during saponification.


Certified BFA Organic Olive Oil

Scientific studies have shown that olive oil has a regenerative action on skin tissue. It regulates the natural moisturizing factor by attracting moisture and preventing moisture loss from the skin, while still allowing the skin to breath. It also smooths and softens; tones and firms; and heals and stimulates. All this from a highly revered tree that often lives for 700 years!

Green and aromatic, it has a warming soothing, penetrative quality. The olive tree (Olea Europa) has been cultivated for thousands of years for its precious oil. Indeed it was so valued for its medicinal and cosmetic qualities that it was mentioned in the Bible. Ancient Greek mythology tells of the olives divine beginnings when Athena, goddess of peace and wisdom, planted a tree ‘capable of giving a flame for lighting up the night, of soothing wounds, of being a precious food, both rich in flavor and a source of energy’. Ancient cultures used it to maintain the skin‘s suppleness; heal abrasions; and soothe the drying effects of wind and sun. Our formulae is almost identical to those of the philosopher-doctor Galen, who made the first cold cream in 650BC.





Our philosophy is to harvest, create and provide purely natural products, without chemicals, animal tested ingredients or products, plastic packaging or hype…

Done with care since 1993.

In fact we have calculate hat we have saved over 1 million plus pieces of plastic packaging from landfill over those years, something that we are very proud of.

Here is how we care for you and the environment:

Our products, and importantly all ingredients, are virtually all edible or foods, tested only on humans (not animals) and have been since people began using these natural ingredients to care for their bodies.

We support wherever possible local producers, small raw material supply businesses.

We do not use synthetics. We use no petrochemicals, harsh chemical scents or chemical preservatives, so that you can be absolutely sure that no animal has suffered to produce your product. Herbs and honey have been used by humans for centuries without the harmful side effects increasingly evident in today’s chemical-laden world.

We ourselves only use earth friendly packaging – with plastics Such as caps, containers, packing tape used only as a very last resort if we cannot obtain a glass, paper or tin alternative container.

Recent research has shown that the use of phthalates (a chemical softening agent) implicated as an endocrine system disruptor in the manufacture of plastics can leach into oil based contents. Plastic is also the number one environmental pollution curse. We do not use plastic containers except for bottle caps and inserts, where we have no choice. Packaging is in amber glass (not plastic) and we use recycled paper materials/boxes.








We proudly produce the cardboard that is used for packing your orders in-house with our own shredder (we call him Hal 9000) from cardboard generated by ourselves and other small businesses: repurposing waste that would have otherwise gone to landfill. 

Yay for the environment! We ask you to add to your own recycling bin or repurpose again for gift wrap etc…

And yes, all other packing materials are biodegradable including cornstarch spoons (included with creams) and packing beads/bubbles are recycled ( again from other small businesses so they get a second use) and made only from edible cornstarch or wheat: no polystyrene!

Feed them to your chickens if you have them!

PLEASE NOTE: we have been packing mail orders since 1993 : yes we have tried every combination of packing materials known to man ( no: shredded paper does not work: it settles instantly when packed and offers no protection to glass at all resulting in frequent breakages) so we know what works to get items to you safely.

  • Where bags are required ( for free samples of soaps, etc in mail orders) we use biodegradable cellophane bags, and only kraft recycled paper bags in store.
  • We use only recycled/earth friendly shipping materials to pack mail orders aside from the plastic bags that are supplied by Australia Post/Courier businesses and we have no choice in this.
  • Packing boxes are all recycled Kraft card. 
  • The spoons/spatulas  provided with our moisture creams are not plastic but also biodegradeable made of cornstarch.

We use only recyclable clear or brown glass where necessary to prevent light damage to the vitamin-rich contents.

Where possible we use only recycled paper pulp packaging/printed matter (this is extremely difficult in Australia with limited supply sources available here).

All our products are handmade in a chemical and detergent -free environment.

As a small, environmentally sensitive, local producer we do not create megafactory waste. Indeed, we recycle wherever possible. Our original store in Bellerive was built entirely from re-cycled materials from a local Resource and Waste Management Co-operative.


Our skin is the largest absorptive organ in the human body.

What is placed on the skin is readily absorbed, making its way through our internal systems.

Prove it to yourself! Try rubbing a cut garlic clove on the sole of your foot. The distinctive odour will appear on your breath in just a minute.

So what are petrochemicals doing to our body as well as our skin?

Our solution was to start making beard care, body care & skin care products by hand, using people-friendly herbs, honey, food such as grains and nuts, and natural oils and waxes.

These products usually produce a visible improvement on your skin after a short time, even if you are suffering from eczema, psoriasis, dermatitis or other superficial skin problems.



TASMANIA, AUSTRALIA has the last remaining pristine & ancient rainforest, and has the cleanest air & water on the planet